That Dude Is a Wiseass

I'm in search of the perfect flambé
I've scoured París to Bombay
"It's now called Mumbai,"
Interrupted some guy
Continuing, "How bout Pompeii?"

Give Them What They Want

A masochist whom I called Max
Loved pain, loved restraints, and loved racks
He begged me for paraffin
So I took care of him
Doling out plenty of [whacks/wax]

A Western; probably a true story, too

There once was a young man named Jeremy

Who went to a brothel in Laramie

Six buff cowboys led

Him inside as he said,

"I thought this would be far more harem-y..."