Saturday, December 27, 2014

That Dude Is a Wiseass

I'm in search of the perfect flambé
I've scoured París to Bombay
"It's now called Mumbai,"
Interrupted some guy
Continuing, "How bout Pompeii?"

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Give Them What They Want

A masochist whom I called Max
Loved pain, loved restraints, and loved racks
He begged me for paraffin
So I took care of him
Doling out plenty of [whacks/wax]

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

A Western; probably a true story, too

There once was a young man named Jeremy
Who went to a brothel in Laramie
Six buff cowboys led
Him inside as he said,
"I thought this would be far more harem-y..."