Saturday, November 27, 2010

A birthday limerick for my little cat

Shall you, cunning African serval
Be able to summon the nerve? Will
you soon say you've killed a feast?
Yes! It's a wildebeest!
So tasty with au jus and chervil. 

Monday, November 1, 2010

Yeah, but she cracked the Enigma. With attitude.

Locutus took on Maggie Estep
In a dissing war with this, his best step:
"Word," piped up the fly Borg
"Yo mama's so cyborg
She flunked out of her Turing Test prep."